Expect the unexpected…even during a routine appointment, staring at the ceiling with your feet in stirrups. My lady doctor is telling me that I need to apply a certain cream to a certain area, twice a day.
I nod, thinking only of the uncomfortable nature of my condition, and the goopiness this will create down south, when she says “Now remember just a thin layer, it’s not like icing a cake.” It’s likely every woman in the center heard my peals of laughter as I discovered this is not the British Baking Show, it’s vaginal hygiene, and there are no judges.
