Visits to the doctor are often surprising. Discussing my longtime sugar addiction I mentioned, rather defensively, that “It is my only vice! I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I do sugar.”
To which he replied, “Have you ever seen that Woody Harrelson bowling movie?”
Huh? Weren’t we discussing my health?
“You remember the part with the priest where he swears that drinking is his ‘only vice’ but then at the end he is surrounded by women, and swears that’s his ‘only vice’’?
I guess my doctor’s office visit was sponsored by Kingpin.